"New Roomy" Aqua Teen Hunger Force By: Alex Foster (Start Dr. Weird intro) DR. WEIRD: Gentlemen...Behold...I have ordered...out! Muhahaha! STEVE: Wow...what did you get? DR. WEIRD: Look in the bag Steve...Muhahahaha! STEVE: Hey...a pink taco! Wow...that's cool! DR. WEIRD: Is it? How 'bout now?! (Pink Taco jumps out of the bag and kills Steve by stabbing him with his hard shell) (Start ATHF intro) (Frylock's in his room counting money) FRYLOCK: Two hundred, two hundred one...Dammit! Shake get in here! SHAKE: What is going on with all the yelling?! You do not need to yell at me...buddy. FRYLOCK: Look at this! (Frylock shows Shake a bill for the rent) Do you know what this is? SHAKE: Of course I know what that is! It's a friggen' piece of paper, dumbass! FRYLOCK: It's our bill for this months rent. SHAKE: So...what's your point? Is this what you dragged me away from my tv for?! 'Cause I was watching something very important! FRYLOCK: Pornography is not important, Shake, this bill is! SHAKE: Porno? Whoa, I can't believe that you would think that, I, your roommate, slash, friend, would watch that awful material in our home. (Meatwad enters room) MEATWAD: Hey Frylock, why's there naked men on the tv dancing? FRYLOCK: It's nothing Meatwad, just go turn it off. MEATWAD: Turn it off? Uh no. It's obviously a dance teaching tape. FRYLOCK: Yeah, it's not that. (Meatwad runs out of the room yelling down the hall) MEATWAD: I'm going to learn how to dance! Oh boy! (Camera goes back to Frylock and Shake) FRYLOCK: This bill is over five hundred dollars! SHAKE: So what? I already paid my third. FRYLOCK: Third!? You gave me a damn IOU! SHAKE: And I'll get to that IOU eventually! FRYLOCK: You don't understand that if we don't pay this bill within a week, that we'll be kicked outta here? SHAKE: Yes, I understand that, but that's not the point. The point is that we, mostly you and Meatwad, need to find a solution. 'Cause you're the ones goofing off. FRYLOCK: No, what we're going to do is find another roommate so that we don't have to pay so much each month. SHAKE: You're right! I better handle that. FRYLOCK: Like hell you are! You did it last time and we got stuck with those damn Mooninites! SHAKE: Yeah, but this time, will be different. FRYLOCK: Yeah, your right, it will be different, because I'll be the one doing the interviews. (Camera pans out to the ATHF house with a sign that says room for rent. Then the camera goes to the living room, where Frylock's in the chair watching TV. Meatwad enters the room from the hallway) MEATWAD: Hey Frylock, whys there a sign outside that says "ROOM FOR RENT"? 'Cause it better not be my room again. FRYLOCK: No it's not your room that's for rent, I've called the police to come get Willie out of our attic. MEATWAD: So the attic's for rent and Willie's gone to jail? FRYLOCK: Yeah. (Camera pans between Frylock and Meatwad for about 10 seconds)