==Pojejemon== Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode ==Pojejemon== By: Alex Foster (Start Footage for Dr. Weirds Castle) (Steve walks in, stands for about eight seconds, and looks frightened as a mis-shappened monster appears right before his eyes) STEVE: What the hell!? (The mis-shappened monster bites Steve's head off and looks around for more victims. Suddenly a ball is thrown at it capturing it inside) DR. WEIRD: Gotta catch 'em all! Mmmuuuhahaha! (Role opening) (Camera on Meatwad in Meatwad's Room playing a Gameboy. Cue sound effects for Gameboy.) MEATWAD: Yeah! I'm almost done with level two! SHAKE: What the hell's going on in here?! I thought I told you, you aren't aloud to have any fun!? MEATWAD: I'm playing Pojejemon. It's all the rage in Japan! SHAKE: You wanna see rage? I'll show you rage, if you don't give me that damn Gameboy! (Shake grabs the Gameboy, making Meatwad cry) SHAKE: You shut the hell up! (Meatwad continues to cry) SHAKE: Oh come on! Fine here's your damn Gameboy back! (Meatwad stops crying) SHAKE: Are you friggen' happy?! You can stay in here with your friggen' Gayboy if you want, but I'm going to call Dracula over for dinner if you don't go cook me something! (Meatwad has a fearful look on his face) SHAKE: NNNOOOWWW! (Meatwad runs to the kitchen, dropping the Gameboy on the way. Camera changes to Living Room where Shake's on the sofa playing the Gameboy) SHAKE: What the hell's this game about? Catching gay monsters with balls? (Camera zooms in on Gameboy screen showing Willie Nelson as seen from the "Shaving" episode.) SHAKE: This game's to gay for me. (Shake throws the Gameboy on the ground. Gameboy explodes) SHAKE: Meatwad! Where's my dinner! Since Frylock's gone your the cooking bitch! You got that?! (Meatwad walks into room with a plate full of sand) SHAKE: Unfriggen' believable! I ask you to do the simple job of preparing us some food, and this is what you bring me?! (Camera zooms in on the plate of sand) MEATWAD: When's Frylock coming home? SHAKE: Never, if you keep trying to feed me sand! MEATWAD: Well, I hope he's having a better time then we are. (Scene changes to show Frylock on a bus taking him to Idaho. Frylock pays the bus driver (Mothmonsterman) the fare) FRYLOCK: (Thinking to himself) This is the first time that I've seen my parents in over five years. I wonder if they'll recognize me? (Bus stops at Idaho. Frylock gets off the bus. Camera pans out to reveal that Frylocks on a potato farm. Frylock approaches the front door.) FRYLOCK: This is it. (Frylock knocks on door. Farmer answers the door.) FRYLOCK: Hi my name's Frylock! I was wondering if my parents were home? FARMER: Frylock...Frylock...OH yes! Your parents are here! Why don't you come in and have a seat? FRYLOCK: Thank you very much. (Frylock sits on the couch in the Living Room. Farmer walks in with a plate of two baked potatoes and places the plate in front of Frylock on a coffee table. Farmer sits down on a recliner across from Frylock.) FRYLOCK: Are they coming down anytime soon? FARMER: They're right in front of you, silly. FRYLOCK: (With a puzzled look on his face) What? These are my parents? What the hell happened to them? FARMER: Well first I wrapped them in tinfoil, placed them on my grill, and turned the grill on 'til they were nice and ready, for eattin'! (Frylock stares at the Farmer, then back at the plate, then back at the Farmer once more) FRYLOCK: OH GOD! (Scene backs to the exploded gameboy during the night, while Meatwad and Shake sleep. Mis-Shappened Monster from Dr. Weird's Castle jumps out of the broken Gameboy. The Mis-Shappened Monster grabs Master Shake and Meatwad and jumps back into the Gameboy. Shake is awoken by Meatwad) MEATWAD: Shake! Shake! Wake up Shake! SHAKE: What the hell do you think your doing?! (Kicks Meatwad) You know that I need my beauty sleep! I require at least thirteen hours of sleep! MEATWAD: (Frowning) And I require you to shut the hell up! SHAKE: What did you say to me?! MEATWAD: Nothing SHAKE: What the hell did you say to me?! (Shake picks up a branch and starts beating Meatwad with it. After beating Meatwad, Shake realizes where they are; inside the Pojejemon game. Suddenly a Pojejemon appears.) SHAKE: What the hell is that?! MEATWAD: Aw...it's a Pickachube. SHAKE: What's a friggen' Pickachube? MEATWAD: It's a Pojejemon, from my game! SHAKE: We're in another one of your friggen' games?! What is this like the third or fourth time that we've been in on of your friggen' games?! (Shake picks up branch and again beats Meatwad with it. Pickachube attacks Shake.) MEATWAD: I know what to do, Shake! I've played this game before! (Meatwad takes a Pojejemon ball off his belt and throughs it at the Pickachube. The Pickachube is trapped in the ball.) SHAKE: What the hell did you do, you little mutant? MEATWAD: I threw a Pojejemon ball at that Pickachube and I caught it! YEAH! SHAKE: So all you do is throw this gay ball at something and it will be trapped inside forever unless I say otherwise? MEATWAD: I guess you could say that. (Shake throws a Pojejemon ball at Meatwad. Meatwad broke out after being in there for five seconds.) SHAKE: What the hell?! I thought you said that you would be trapped in that ball if I threw it at you? MEATWAD: That's only partionally true. You may also have to weaken the Pojejemon sometimes, too. SHAKE: Weaken it, you mean beat it? (Shake picks up the branch again) MEATWAD: (Watches Shake pick up the branch and looks scared) Uh...no (Shake beats Meatwad unconcious then catches him in a Pojejemon Ball.) SHAKE: HA! I've got you, you little bastard! MEATWAD: (From inside the Pojejemon Ball) Shake! Let me outta here! SHAKE: Hell no, little man! HAHAHA! (Camera goes to Frylock on the Bus playing the Pojejemon game with Shake and Meatwad in it.) FRYLOCK: Man, am I glad that I brought this along with me. (Gives an evil smirk) (Screen on Gameboy shows "GAME OVER") FRYLOCK: Dammit! I can never beat that part! (Turns off Gameboy, turns over, and goes to sleep) (Meatwad wakes up from having a horrible nightmare) MEATWAD: AAAHHH! What a horrible dream, (walks over to Gameboy, jumps on it until it's broken, then goes back to his bed) I'll never play another video game as long as I live. (Falls asleep) (Camera zooms out into deep space, where we find Emory and Oglethorpe pirating Pojejemon on there computer) EMORY: Isn't this, ya know, kinda illegal? OGLETHORPE: Shut up! (whispers) They've got this place bugged. (Loud) Yeah I saw that movie, Kinda Illegal, it was okay but I thought that it lacked somebody with an Austrian accent. EMORY: Is it done, ya know, downloading? OGLETHORPE: Yes it is done, now my plan's half done! EMORY: What plan? Were you planning on telling me the plan? Or what? OGLETHORPE: I suppose that I could tell you but first you need to do a retinal scan. EMORY: Okay, start it up! (Oglethorpe presses a red button, in hopes that it is the wrong laser. Retinal scan commenses without a flaw) OGLETHORPE: OH DAMMIT! EMORY: What? Did it not work? OGLETHORPE: (Frustrated) Half my plan was to download the game and the other was to play it. Do you see how my mind works? It's like a... EMORY: Yeah, I know, laser. OGLETHORPE: Well if you insist! (Activates laser beam, thus melting Emory) OH DAMN! Now I need a new assistant! (Caption shows "A week later". On Oglethorpe's ship. Steve is beamed up from Dr. Weird's castle) STEVE: Uh...hello? I'm here for the job interview. OGLETHORPE: (Not seen in camera, due to the fact that he's in another room) Oh please, sit down. (Steve sits at desk) OGLETHORPE: I'll be out in just a minute. (Oglethorpe walks into room and sits at the desk across from Steve) OGLETHORPE: So why do you think your qualified to be my assistant? STEVE: (Looking at Oglethorpe in disbelieve because he's an alien) Screw this! I'm outta here! (Role ending)